A TBT cartoon originally published in the Readers’ Digest.

Its always better to be fifteen minutes late in this world than fifteen minutes early in the next.

A TBT cartoon from Prospect magazine.“I’m not only the best-known daredevil on the face of the earth, I’m the oldest.”Evel Knievel

A TBT cartoon originally published in the Spectator.

“I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. I can get all that at home.”Peter Cook

Another TBT cartoon, this time from Prospect magazine.

“Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”Jerry Seinfeld.