A cartoon from this month’s issue of Prospect magazine.

Babies don’t need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! I’ll go over to a little baby and say ‘What are you doing here? You haven’t worked a day in your life!’

Steve Wright, US comedian.

Another TBT cartoon, this time from Prospect magazine.

“Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.”Jerry Seinfeld.

A little something from the August issue of Prospect magazine.“I’m not only the best-known daredevil on the face of the earth, I’m the oldest.”Evel Knievel

From this week’s issue of the Spectator magazine. (No clowns were harmed during the making of this cartoon.)

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” Will Rogers.

* William Shakespeare.